As a non-American, I have to admit that Spring Break looks pretty fu*king crazy to me – a bunch of bro’s and broette’s getting absolutely hammered on a half dozen beers and then screaming their asses off. I mean, I could get behind the wet t-shirt shenanigans but the rest of the spectacle would be a bit lost on me, I have to admit. And the following couple of clips have done nothing to aleviate that lostness. They come from Spring Break 2017 on South Padre Island, a resort town in Cameron County, Texas. In the first one, a young blond woman is in the midst of a heated argument with a Selena Gomez lookalike in a Boston Red Sox baseball shirt.
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That should have been an immediate red flag for blondie; she must have known that Boston chicks are willing and able to throw down at the drop of a hat (or insult). Things go from being heated to boiling the fu*k over in less time than it takes to get a “USA! USA!” chant going as Selena socks her new adversary with an absolutely huge right hand, knocking her out instantly. She might only be a little lass but goddamn, this chick can throw hands!
And it just gets worse for blondie when some absolutely random chick decides to twerk over her prone body while the crowd of onlookers erupts into cheers. Damn, you’d expect people to have more respect for the newly deceased!
Selena Marie Gomez (/səˈliːnə ˈɡoʊmɛz/ sə-LEE-nə GOH-mez; born July 22, 1992) is an American singer and actress. After appearing on the children’s television series Barney & Friends, she received wider recognition for her portrayal of Alex Russo on the Disney Channel television series Wizards of Waverly Place, which aired for four seasons from 2007 until 2012. With her former band Selena Gomez & the Scene, she attained the top-ten albums Kiss & Tell (2009), A Year Without Rain (2010) and When the Sun Goes Down (2011) on the US Billboard 200. As a solo artist, Gomez has released the number-one albums Stars Dance (2013) and Revival (2015).
She has also earned six top-ten entries on the US Billboard Hot 100: “Come & Get It”, “The Heart Wants What It Wants”, “Good for You” with ASAP Rocky, “Same Old Love”, “Hands to Myself”, and “It Ain’t Me” with Kygo. In 2017, Billboard reported that Gomez has sold over 7 million albums and 22 million singles worldwide. Gomez’s acting credits include starring roles in the films Another Cinderella Story (2008), Princess Protection Program (2009), Ramona and Beezus (2010), Monte Carlo (2011), Spring Breakers (2012), Getaway (2013) and The Fundamentals of Caring (2016).
She voices the character of Mavis in the Hotel Transylvania film franchise. Outside entertainment, Gomez released her own clothing line through Kmart in 2010 and a self-titled fragrance in 2013. In 2017, she released a limited-edition collection of handbags called the “Selena Grace” that she designed in collaboration with luxury brand Coach, Inc. She has worked with various charitable organizations for years and became a UNICEF ambassador at the age of seventeen. As of 2018, Gomez is the most followed Instagram user in the world.